The FitFlop? Victoria’s Secret is Absurd.

This is just plain outrageous! OK, I get Victoria’s Secret e-mails because I once bought some pajamas for a girlfriend online and now I’m on the mailing list. I think it is hilarious how their marketing campaigns spin up introducing a new “revolutionary” bra every year that does something absolutely amazing, but this is a new low.

Flip flops that get you in shape? ABSURD!

“Recreating the gait of barefoot walking.” Let’s look at this sentence and focus on the word gait:

Main Entry:

¹gait

Pronunciation:

\ˈgāt\

Function:

noun

Etymology:

Middle English gait, gate gate, way

Date:

1509

1 : a manner of walking or moving on foot

2 : a sequence of foot movements (as a walk, trot, pace, or canter) by which a horse or a dog moves forward

3 : a manner or rate of movement or progress

So it is recreating the manner of walking of barefoot walking? OK.